Caution: you are entering a Bad Pun Zone

It is hard to say how most pun lovers (which includes my three kids) become infected with this unique affliction. However, with my kids, there is no mystery: the source of their problem is a parent. Welcome, and as a lifelong St. Louis baseball fan would say, enjoy the cards!

A Word From The Creator

Hello there! I am Rod Rhodes, a retired orthodontist who lives in Farmington, Missouri. It has always taken me a long time to select a greeting card, because I want it to have a unique twist (or weak pun) that would reflect something that I might (unfortunately) have to say. It seems to me that the world needs more goofy greeting cards, and this website is my attempt to help address this pressing problem. I have been bothering my wife Katie and my kids Matt, Ashley, and Alex with my unsolicited commentary for years. They have managed to survive, and I have now decided to inflict my views upon the rest of the universe. I spent my professional career trying to improve smiles. I hope that this line of cards will bring a smile to your face and brighten your day. Thank you for taking the time to visit!